At Walmart

A boy starts his first day at Walmart. His trainer says to

him “I’ll take care of the first 2 customers to show you

how it’s done and you can look after the 3rd.” So the

trainer goes to the first customer and says “Can I help

you, m’am?” Lady goes “I’m looking for some garden

hose.” Trainer “Okay 10, 20 or 30 ft?” Lady

“30ft.” He takes her to where the hoses are and says

“After, can I interest you in a lawn mower?” “Why

would I need a lawn mower?” “Well you’re going to

water your grass, the grass is going to grow and you’re

going to need to cut it. You’ll need a lawnmower for

that.” “Actually yeah, I do need a lawnmower.” The boy

is pretty impressed that his trainer was able to sell this

lady a lawnmower. So the trainer goes to the second customer

and says “Can I help you, sir?” The man says “Yeah,

I’m looking for some fertilizer.” “Sure. 10, 20 or 30

pounds?” “20″ So the trainer takes the man to where

the fertilizer is and says “When you’re done can I

interest you in a new lawnmower?” “Why would I need a

lawnmower?” “Well you’re going to fertilize your

grass, the grass is going to grow and you’re going to need

to cut it. You’re going to need a lawnmower.” “Yeah,

actually, I do need a lawnmower”. The boy at this point is

amazed by his trainer’s salesmanship. So now it’s the

boys turn to help a customer. He goes up to this lady and

asks “Is there something I can help you with today?”

“I’m looking for some tam***s.” “Sure, 10, 20 or 30

pack?” “30 pack”. So the boy takes the lady to where

the tam***s are and says “When you’re done can I

interest you in a lawnmower?” The lady looks at him

confused as says “What on earth would I need a lawnmower

for?”