A Very Attractive Na**d Young Man Runs

Three old grannies are on a park bench when a very attractive na**d young man runs by in front of

them. The three old ladies, who hadn't had action in decades, fixed their eyes on the handsome hunk

and gasped. Janice pressed her hand on her heart and said, "wow, that whippersnapper d**n near gave

me a heart attack." Edna, rub***g her neck, added, "I almost had an asthma attack!" Mavis , still

reaching in front of her, out of breath, exclaimed, "I almost had a str**e– but he was just out of

my reach."