Dirty Laundry

A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next

morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman

sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. “That laundry

is not very clean,” she said. “She doesn’t know how to

wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.”

Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her

neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would

make the same comments. About one month later, the woman was

surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to

her husband: “Look, she has learned how to wash correctly.

I wonder who taught her this?” The husband said, “I got

up early this morning and cleaned our windows.”