Almost Perfect Life

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A

young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The

old man says, “I’m a multimillionare, I have a great big

house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a

beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in

bed whether I like it or not (sob).” The young jogger

says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in

my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are

sitting here in the park crying?” The old man says, “I

can’t remember where I live.”