A Woman And A Man Had A Car Accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a

bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but

amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of

their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s

interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!

There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This

must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends

and live together in peace for the rest of our days.” The

man replied, “I agree with you completely.” “This must

be a sign from God!” The woman continued, “And look at

this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely

demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely

God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good

fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man

nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the

bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes

the bottle, immediately puts the cork back in and hands it

back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having

any?” The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait

for the police.”