A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is
sucking down the drink he looks over and notices a dog
licking his n**s. The man thought nothing of it and orders
another drink. Time goes by and the man notices the dog
still licking his balls. So the man looks at the bartender
and says, “Man, I wish I could do that” so the bartender
looks at the man and says, “go ahead he does not bite!”
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