Joe And Bob, Lived As Neighbours

Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours but

didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period

of -30 degrees centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing

to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can

sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare a$s.

After two hours Bob’s wife came home and asked Bob,

“What are you doing?” Bob explained and she said,

“Come on, you will only freeze your a$s off.” Bob

refused as he wanted to win the bet. Then his wife got an

idea. “Let’s change places when Joe is looking the other

way.” Bob’s Wife put on the same kind of pullover and

cap and traded places with Bob. Half an hour later Joe’s

wife came home and asked him, “What are you doing?” Joe

told her and said, “I am determined to win the bottle!”

“You are crazy. Come on in.” “Certainly not, I am

already on the winning side. Bob lost his b@lls half an hour

ago!”