A Texas Elderly Gentleman Asked A Waiter

An elderly texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The

waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,”

indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and

decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note

from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: “For me to accept this bottle, you need

to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.”

After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note,

handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: “For your

information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, and a Mercedes CL600, a Porsche Turbo, Toyota

Prius and Matrix, in my garage, beautiful homes in Aspen, Colorado and Miami and a 10,000-acre ranch

in Texas There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as

beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!!!