Mike Tried To Follow His Father’s Advice

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, Mike,

let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed

them to your mother, and said, ‘Here – try these on.’ She did and said, ‘These are too big,

I can’t wear them.’ I replied, ‘Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’

‘Ever since that night we never had any problems.’ ‘Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might

be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, ‘Here –

try these on.’ She tried them on and said, ‘These are too large. They don’t fit me.’ Mike

said, Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. ‘I don’t want you to ever

forget that.’ Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, ‘Here – you try

on mine.’ ‘He did and said, ‘I can’t get into your pants.’ Karen said, ‘Exactly. And if

you don’t change your smart a*s attitude, you never will.’ And they lived happily ever after.