Johnny Got On The Bus

A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a

book, and noticed he had his collar backwards. The little

Johnny asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who

was a priest, said, ‘I am a Father.’ The little Johnny

replied, ‘My Daddy is also a father, but he doesn’t wear

his collar like that’ The priest looked up from his book

and answered, “I am the Father of many.’ The Little boy

said, “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren

and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!’ The priest,

getting impatient, said. ‘I am the Father of hundreds, and

went back to reading his book. The little Johnny sat quietly

thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, “Maybe

you should wear a c0n**m, and put your pants on backwards

instead of your collar.”