A Guy Comes Home Completely Drunk One Night

A guy comes home completely drunk after visiting the Golden

Saloon A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He

lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife,

who is most definitely not happy. “Where the heck have you

been all night?” she demands. “At this new bar,” he

says. “The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden.

It’s got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the

urinal’s gold!” The wife still doesn’t believe his

story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a

place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the

place to check her husband’s story. “Is this the Golden

Saloon?” she asks when the bartender answers the phone.

“Yes it is,” the bartender answers. “Do you have huge

golden doors?” “Sure do,” he replies. “Do you have

golden floors?” the wife asks. “Most certainly do,” he

assures her. “What about golden urinals?” she queried

skeptically. There’s a long pause, then the woman hears

the bartender yelling,… “Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead

on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!”