The Old Man And His Doctor

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw

Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days afterward,

the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” Morris

replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc – ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”’ The doctor

said, “I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur – be careful.’”