An Old Man Boarded An Aeroplane

A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled

in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding

the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards

his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right

beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted

out, ‘Business trip or pleasure? She turned, smiled and

said, ‘Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs

of America Convention in Boston’. He swallowed hard. Here

was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to

him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,

‘What’s your business role at this convention?’

‘Lecturer,’ she responded. ‘ I use information that I

have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of

the popular myths about s*xuality. ‘ Really?’ he said.

‘And what kind of myths are there? ‘Well, she explained,

‘one popular myth is that African-American men are the

most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native

American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

‘Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best

lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the

best. ‘I have also discovered that the lover with

absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck’.

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and

blushed. ‘I’m sorry,’ she said, ‘I shouldn’t

really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even

know your name. ‘Tonto’, the man said, ‘Tonto

Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba’.