I Met My Neighbor’s Daughter

One morning when I was going out of the house I met my

neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. When I returned home

I saw her father closing the door. I told him: “Your

daughter hasn’t married yet I wonder how it is possible a

girl without any husband be pregnant? For a moment her

father with a bitter smile said: “She isn’t pregnant; it

is all wind in her belly. She farts and would recovery.”

Next year perchance I saw the same girl with a baby in her

arms. Next day when I was going out facing her father so I

told him: “I saw your daughter with her fart in her

arms.”