A Man Wakes Up And Finds Himself

A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one

with only himself in it. He has no recollection of how he

got there. While pondering it, his bedside phone rings, and

he answers it. A doctor on the other end identifies himself,

and tells the man: “I have really bad news. You’re very

sick. After your collapse yesterday, we ordered several

tests, and got the results back this morning. I’m afraid

you have Avain flu, Ebola, and you’re positive for HIV and

hepatitis.” Stunned, the man asks “Well, what’s next!?

What are you going to do?” The doc replies: “Well, for

starters, we’re putting you on a strict diet of only

pizza.” The patient asks: “Will that really help me,

doctor?” “No”, the doc responds. “But it’s all we

can fit under the door