Guy Goes Every Day To The Same Diner
Guy goes every day to the same diner, looks over the menu,
and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs. Every day,
the same thing: ham and eggs. Waitress decides to play a
trick on him and scratches it from the menu. He comes in,
she says, “You know that thing you like so much? I
scratched it.” “Well, wash off your hand and get me some
ham and eggs
