Old Couple And Via**a

A senior couple decides to try via**a for the first time ever. They have an incredible night

together. In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon

and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines. “Thanks

for asking, but, I’m not hungry right now. It’s this Via**a,” he says. “It’s really taken

the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime, she asks him if he’d like something. “How about a

bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?” He declines. “The Via**a,” he says,

“really trashes my desire for food.” Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

“Would you like a juicy rib-eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie

chicken or tasty stir fry?” He declines again. “No,” he says, “it’s got to be the Via**a.

I’m still not hungry.” “Well,” she says, “Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving!”