A Very Large Gorilla

It’s a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife

are at the Zoo She’s wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink

spring dress, Sleeveless with straps. As they walk through

the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla,

the beast goes crazy. He jumps up on the bars, holding on

with one hand and his feet, grunting and pounding his chest

with his free hand. The gorilla is obviously excited at the

pretty lady in the wavy dress.The husband, noticing the

excitement, proposes that his wife tease the poor fellow.

The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom,

and play along.She does, and the gorilla gets even more

excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the

husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall She

does, and the gorilla is just about to tear the bars down.

“Now try lifting your dress up your thighs.” This drives

the gorilla absolutely crazy. Suddenly, the husband grabs

his wife by the hair, rips open the cage door, slings her in

with the gorilla and slams the door , “Now, tell HIM you

have a headache!”