A priest was talking to a group of kids about
“being good” and going to heaven. At the end of his
talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?” “Heaven!
Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa. “And what do you have to be
to get there?” asked the priest. “Dead!” Yelled Little
Johnny
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