A Little Old Lady Dropping Money

One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile,

a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a

Policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20

bills falling out of that bag you’re dragging”. “Oh,

really? Darn it!”, said the old lady“I’d better go

back and see if I can find them! Thanks for telling me,

Officer..” “Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop

“Where did you get all that money from? You didn’t steal

it, did you?!” “Oh, no no no”, said the old lady

“You see, my back-yard is right next to the football

stadium parking lot, On game-days, a lot of fans come and

through a knot-hole in the fence, right into my flower

garden! It used to really tick me off Kills the flowers you

know?” She continues, “Then, I thought, ‘why not make

the best of it?’ So, now, on game-days, I stand behind the

fence by the knot-hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers

Every time some guy sticks his  through my fence, I

surprise him, grab hold of it, and say, ‘Okay buddy! Give

me $20 bucks, or off it comes!’ “Well, that seems only

fair”, said the cop, laughing “Alright, good luck! And

oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?” “Well, you

know”, said the little old lady, “not everybody pays”.