A Blind Man Walks Into A Restaurant

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The

waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and

hands him a menu. “I’m sorry, sir, but I am blind and

can’t read the menu Just bring me a dirty fork from a

previous customer I’ll smell it and order from there.” A

little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile

and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s

table and hands it to him The blind man puts the fork to his

nose and takes in a deep breath. “Ah, yes, that’s what

I’ll have — meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”

Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the

kitchen The cook happens to be the owner’s wife He tells

her what had just happened The blind man eats his meal and

leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the

owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. “Sir, remember

me? I’m the blind man.” “I’m sorry, I didn’t

recognize you I’ll go get you a dirty fork.” The owner

retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man After

another deep breath, the blind man says, “That smells

great I’ll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli.”

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is

screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next

time the blind man comes in he’s going to test him The

blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week,

but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the

kitchen He tells his wife, “Mary, rub this fork on your

before I take it to the blind man.” Mary complies and

hands her husband the fork As the blind man walks in and

sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. “Good

afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already

have the fork ready for you.” The blind man puts the fork

to his nose, takes a deep , and says, “Hey I didn’t know

that Mary worked here..