When His Wife Walks Up Behind Him

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up

behind him and him on the back of the head with a frying

pan. He asks, “What was that for?” She says, “I found

a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on

it.” He says, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I

went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I

went there to bet on.” She shrugs and walks away. Three

days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind

him and  him on the back of the head again with the frying

pan. He asks, “What was that for?” She answers, “Your

horse called.”