Buy The S**y Dress

She explained to her husband that the devil made her buy the s**y dress A pastor was enraged when he

found a bill for a $250 dress in his wife’s purse. “How could you do this?” the pastor cried.

“You know we’re on an incredibly tight budget!” “I know,” the woman said, “but the devil

himself was shopping with me. He convinced me the dress looked so good I had to buy it!” The

pastor consoled his wife with a hand on her shoulder. “In those moments, my love, you’ve got to

yell out loud, ‘Get behind me, Satan!’” “I did that,” the wife explained, “and then the

cheeky devil said,”… “‘The dress looks even better from back here!’”