An Obnoxious Drunk Stumbles

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and

orders a drink, the bartender says, “No way, buddy,

you’re too drunk.” A few minutes later, the drunk comes

in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, “Give me a

drink,” and the bartender says, “No, man, I told you

last time, you’re too drunk” Five minutes later the guy

comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the

bartender says, “You’re too drunk” The drunk scratches

his head and says “Dang, I must be. The last two places

said the same thing