Two Women Go Out Drinking Without Their Husbands

Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go

to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then

head back home. On the way home one of them turns to the

other and says: “Sorry, but I need to go to a toilet. Can

we stop for a minute?” The other looks at her and replies

“I also have to go there, but where can we go in the

middle of the street?” “Oh, look, there is a cemetery

over there we can go there.” “Yes, but how are we going

to wipe?” “I’m just going to use my unde***ar and

throw it out.” Her friend however, was wearing her

favorite (and rather expensive knickers) and didn’t want

to ruin them. So she elected to take a wreath off a nearby

grave and use that. And so they went home. The next day the

husband of one was concerned that his normally sweet and

innocent wife was hungover and still in bed, so he phoned

the other. “Do you know where our wives went last night?

Because mine came back home with no unde***ar.” “Well

you are luckier than me, my wife came home with a ribbon in

her b**t and on the ribbon it was written: ‘From all of us

at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.’ “