A Little Girl That Didn’t Know What Is S*x

A little girl that didn’t know what cursing or what s*x

was. Two nights before thanksgiving, she heard her parents

having s*x. Her father said: “Oh honey, I love your

luscious t**s.” Then her mother said: “And I love your

slim di*ck!” The next morning, the girl asked her father

what “luscious t**s” were. The father panicked.

“It’s a fine coat.” He said. The little girl then

asked her mother what a “slim di*ck” is. The mother

panicked and said: “It’s a pair of boots.” The next

morning was thanksgiving, she walked past her father shaving

in the bathroom. He cut him self and exclaimed: “Oh,

sh**!” The little girl asked what s**t meant. “I’m

shaving right now, sweety” said her father. Then the girl

went into the kitchen where her mother was cooking the

turkey. She accidentally dropped it on the floor and said:

“Oh, f*ck!” “What does f*ck mean?” Asked the little

girl. “I’m cooking the turkey right now, sweety.”

replied her mother. Then the door bell rang. Her mother told

her to go open the door and welcome the thanksgiving guests.

The little girl walked up, opened the door and said:

“Hello everyone! Hang up your luscious t**s, drop your

slim di*cks, my dad’s upstairs shit***g and my mum’s

f*cking the turkey.