The Last Three People On Earth

At the end of humanity, there were three gentlemen left on

the face of the Earth. The Creator (or whatever divine

entity you’d like to place here) descends from the heavens

to congratulate the last three survivors. “You’ve made

it to the end my friends.” States the God-being to the

three men. “As reward for this accomplishment, I will

create an individual Earth for each of you, filled with your

most treasured desire.” The three gentlemen began to shake

with excitement and burst into streaming tears of joy.

“You will have 100 years of good health and no aging, to

enjoy these places of chosen paradise. Step forward and

state your desire. Your paradise will be filled to the

brim!” The first man, an alchoholic, steps forward and

states: “I want my paradise filled with the best Beer!”

The God-being grants the desire and the paradise is filled

with kegs of beer as far as the eye can see. The second man,

a s*x addict, steps forward and states: “I want my

paradise filled with young and beautiful people to fulfill

my s3x**l desires!” Desire granted, and the paradise is

filled with young and beautiful people willing to please.

The third man, a stoner, steps forward and states: “I want

my paradise filled with Marijuana!” It is done. The men

are transported to their paradises to enjoy 100 years of

pleasure. At the end of the 100 years the God-being brings

them all together again to review how they’ve enjoyed

their existence in Paradise. “My children, please share

how you’ve enjoyed your chosen paradise!” The alcoholic

steps forward, shaking uncontrollably. “It was great at

first oh wise one! But eventually all the beer began to go

stale, and was disgusting! I haven’t had a drink in at

least 90 years!” The s*x addict steps forward, crying with

frustration. “They all AGED! They didn’t stay young and

beautiful! It was horrific! Why have you been so cruel to

us!?” The stoner slowly walks forward, shuffling his feet

as he goes, defeated. “Does anyone have a lighter?”