Three Men Died On Christmas

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter

at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,”

Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that

symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven.” The first man

fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He

flicked it on. “It represents a candle,” he said. “You

may pass through the pearly gates,” Saint Peter said. The

second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of

keys. He jingled them and said, “They’re bells.” Saint

Peter nodded, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”

The third man started searching desperately through his

pockets and finally pulled out a pair of skimpy pan***s. St.

Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,

“And just what exactly do those symbolise?” The man

grinned, “These are Carols.”