The Fireman Hose

A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife,

“We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1

rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2 rings, we slide down

the pole; Bell 3 rings, we’re on the trucks. From now on,

we’re going to run this house the same way. When I say

Bell 1, I want you to strip na**d. When I say Bell 2, I want

you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we’re going to

make passionate love.” The next night, the fireman comes

home from work and yells, “Bell 1!” His wife takes off

her clothes. “Bell 2,” and his wife jumps into bed.

“Bell 3,” and they began to m**e l**e. After two

minutes, his wife yells, “Bell 4!” “What’s Bell

4?” the husband asks. “More hose,” she replies,

“you’re nowhere near the fire!”