A Lady Goes Into The Butcher Shop
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking
around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s
counter. The lady asks, “What in the world is that?”
“Beef tongue,” replies the butcher! The lady gives a
little involuntary shudder, “Ewww! Gross! No way would I
put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal’s
mouth!” The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking
into the woman’s shopping cart, “I see you’re buying a
dozen eggs!”