Billy Bob And Luther Were Talking

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy

Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready

for a vacation… only this year I’m gonna do it

differently. “ “The last few years, I been takin’ your

advice ’bout where to go. Three years ago you said to go

to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.” ”

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and

Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti

and darned if Earlene didn’t get pregnant again.” Luther

asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna do this year that’s

different?” “I’m taking Earlene with me.”