This Useful Tool

This useful t**l is commonly found in the range of 8 inches

long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both

s3xes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for

instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things

at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is

inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly,

sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where

it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in

succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming

bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely

recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the

well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves

behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of

which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the

opening and some of from its long glistening shaft. After

everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids

have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging

state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action,

hopefully reaching its bristling cli**x twice or three times

a day, but often much less. Ah yes, such are the

characteristics of one’s toothbrush!