Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the boot of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled
“Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.
Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for. She said, “It’s part of my
emergency repair kit.” Josh said, “I can see that, but why?” Sally replied, “In case I have
a flat and need to blow up one of my tyres.”
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