A G*y Admitted To Share Room With Navy Man

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel

room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,”

he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.”

“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy

guy,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to

split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so

loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the

past. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.” “No

problem,” the tired Marine assured him. “I’ll take

it.” The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast

bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “How’d you sleep?” Asked

the manager. “Never better.” The manager was impressed.

No problem with the other guy snoring, then?” “Nope, I

shut him up in no time.”Said the Marine. “How’d you

manage that?” asked the manager. “He was already in bed,

snoring away, when I came in the room,” the Marine

explained. “I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek,

said, ‘Goodnight, beautiful,’ and he sat up all night

watching me.”