Harry And His Wife Are Having Hard Financial Times

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hoo**r.

He’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.

Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the

corner.” She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?” She

says, “A hundred dollars.” He says, “All I got is thirty.” She says, “Hold on,” and runs

back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for a thirty?” “A h**d j*b”, Harry replies. She

runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a h**d j*b. He agrees. She gets in the

car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE C**K. She stares at it for a minute, and then says,

“I’ll be right back.” She runs back to Harry, and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy

bucks?”