Old Married Couple Play Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven

Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'It's fart

football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score…’ After

about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, ‘Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.’ Not to

be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score.’ Five seconds go by

and she lets out a little squeaker and says, ‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’ Now the pressure is

on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is

totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife

says, ‘What the hell was that?’ The old man says, “Half time, switch sides”