Two Older Ladies Were Talking While Having A Smoke

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the

ladies pulls out a con**m, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking. Lady

1: What’s that? Lady 2: A con**m. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Lady 1: Where did you

get that? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the

local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of con***s. The guy, obviously

embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all over 80 years of age), but very

delicately asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a camel.

The pharmacist faints.