A Woman Walks Into A Pharmacy One Day

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the

pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband

but make it look like he died of natural causes.” The

pharmacist says, “Ma’am, not only can I not do that for

you, I’m going to have to call the police and report

you.” The woman removes something from her pocket and

hands it to him. He looks at it and discovers that it’s a

picture of her husband mak**g l**e to the pharmacist’s

wife. The pharmacist says, “Oh, you should have told me

you had a prescription.”