Sugar Shorts

Back on January 9th, a group of Hells Angels, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when

they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a

big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper

who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, “Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin’ up

there on that railin’?” She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!” While he

didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” George also didn’t want to miss this “be-a-legend”

opportunity either so he asked… “Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe… why don’t you give ol

George here your best last kiss?” So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing

and did just that… and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even

better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his

biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, “Wow! That was the best

kiss I have ever had! That’s a real talent you’re wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be

famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?” “My parents don’t like me

dressing up like a girl.” It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.