A Guy Wants $100 Tattoo On His Weapon
A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a
$100 bill on his weapon. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him
why he would possibly want that. “Three reasons: I like to
play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a
hundred dollars seems to be the only thing my wife will blow
these days.”
