The Big Barbeque And B**t

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The

man looks over at his wife and says: “Your b**t is getting

really big I mean really big. I bet your b**t is bigger than

the barbecue.” With that he proceeded to get a measuring

tape and measure the grill, then went over to where his wife

was working and measured his wife’s bot**m: “Yes, I was

right, your b**t is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!”

The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in

bed, the husband was feeling a little frisky. He made some

advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

“What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers: “Do you really

think I’m going to fire up this big-a*s grill for one

little wee**e?”