Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church

Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the

Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right

to smoke while praying: Little Johnny. “Why don’t you

ask the Priest?” So, Billy goes up to the Priest and asks.

“Father, may I smoke while I pray?” The Priest replies.

“No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our

religion.” Billy goes back to his friend and tells him

what the good Priest told him. Little Johnny says. “I’m

not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”

And so Little Johnny goes up to the Priest and asks.

“Father, may I pray while I smoke?” To which the Priest

eagerly replies. “By all means, my son. By all means. You

can always pray whenever you want to.” Moral of the story:

The approval you want depends on the way you ask for it…