British Taxi Driver

There was a Japanese man who came to London for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and

told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon,

the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!” After

a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled,

“Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!” And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third

time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.

Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was £300. The Japanese exclaimed, “Wah… so

expensive!” There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!”