Hitler And The Jackass

Hitler was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumped out onto

the road, and they hit it full on and the car came to a stop. Hitler said to the chauffeur:

‘’You get out and check, you were driving.’’ The chauffeur got out, checked and reported

that the animal was dead. “You were driving; go and tell the farmer,” said Hitler. Hours later,

the chauffeur returned totally plastered, hair ruffled, and with a big grin on his face. “My god,

what happened to you?” asked Hitler. The chauffeur replied: “When I got there, the farmer opened

his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal, and the daughter took me upstairs to

her bedroom and m**e l**e to me.” “What on earth did you say to them?” asked Hitler. “I

knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, ‘I’m Hitler’s chauffeur and

I’ve just killed the jackass.’