Adam And Eve

One day, God and Adam are walking the garden. God tells Adam, “It is time to for you and Eve to be

frutiful and multiply.” “Lord, what is it to be frutiful and multiply?” asks Adam. God

replies, “You must lay with Eve and know her.” “Lord, what is ‘know her’?” asks Adam.

God replies, “You must m**e l**e to Eve.” “Lord, what is ‘m**e l**e’?” asks Adam. God

explains, and Adam smiles and takes Eve behind a bush. A few seconds later, Adam returns and asks,

“Lord, what is a headache?”