A Man And His Girlfriend Are Getting Undr***ed Together For The First Time

A man and his girlfriend are getting undr***ed together for the first time, The man took off his

shoes and socks revealing feet with missing and deformed toes. "What happened to your feet?" his

girlfriend asked. "I had a childhood disease called Tolio " the man said. "Don't you mean Polio?"

"No, Tolio, it only affects the toes." Not wanting to ruin the mood the girlfriend pulled down his

pants and revealed a severely discoloured pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked.

"Well, I also had Kneesles " the man replied. "Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only

affects the knees." Again, not wanting to ruin the mood, she continued and pulled down his boxers

before starting to laugh. Before the man could ask what was wrong the woman wiped a tear from her

eye and said, "Wait, let me guess. Smallcox?"