Little Johnny Walks In Grandfather

Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar.

“May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies

“Well, does your d*ck touch your ass***e?” Johnny

replied “No.” and left the room. The next day Johnny

sees his Grandpa getting into a car. “Can I drive the

car?” Asks Johnny. “Does your d*ck touch your

ass***e?” “No.” The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny

about to eat a cookie. “Johnny, may I have some of your

cookie?” Asked the grandpa. “Does your d*ck touch your

ass***e, grandpa?” “Yep.” “Then go f*ck yourself,

this is my cookie little johnny jokes