A Wife Takes Her Husband To A Strip Club On His Birthday

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club

for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman

says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’? “His wife is puzzled

and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh no,”

says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team. “When they are

seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and

brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly

uncomfortable and says,” How did she know that you drink

Budweiser?” “She’s in the Ladies Bowling League,

honey. We share lanes with them.” A stri***r then comes

over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says

“Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?” Daves

wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the

club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before

she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries

desperately to explain how the stri***r must have mistaken

him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She

is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him

every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says,

“Looks like you picked up a real bi**h tonight, Dave.