A Little Boy Blows Up A Balloon

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all

around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to

stop it as he’s liable to break something, but the boy

continues: “Johnny!” Mum screams. “Knock it off.”

You’re going to break something.” He stops and

eventually his mum leaves for a short trip to the shops.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mum has

left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands

in the toilet where he leaves it. His mum comes in and while

putting away the grocery gets the urge, a diarrhoea run. She

can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it

comes. When she’s finished, she looks down and can’t

believe what she’s seeing. She’s not sure what this big

brown thing is in the toilet. She calls her doctor. The

doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he

assures her he’ll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives, she leads him to the bathroom and he gets

down on his knees and takes a long hard look at the thing.

Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see

what it might be and …..POP! The balloon explodes and poop

is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc. “Doctor! Doctor!

Are you all right?” She asks. He says “I’ve been in

this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time

I’ve ever actually seen a fart!”