Two Clever Who**s

Two friends decided to put up a sign on top of their car that read: "Ride Around Town — $50.00." A

police officer noticed the sign and pulled them over, informing them that they couldn't advertise

services like that without a permit. Seeing a car pass by with a sign that read: "Free Hugs," one of

the friends asked, "Officer, why don't you stop them?" The officer smiled and said, "That's a

friendly gesture, not a service for hire." Respecting the law, the friends removed their sign and

continued driving. The next day, the officer saw the same car with a different sign: "Tour Guides

— $50.00."